The Story Of The Ugly Gobleting
A family of goblets lived near a lake in the forest...
There were the large, ornate parent chalices, and the smaller, newly-hatched gobletings. They were beautiful: Made of shining gold, decorated with gaudy rubies, and filigreed with minute detail.
But one of the gobletings was not like the others. She was a plain, ugly, wooden grail. All her siblings made fun of her and called her names. Eventually the ridicule was too much to bear, and she fled her family and lived alone.Many years later, she happened upon a tranquil lake and stooped down to fill herself with water. She suddenly caught a glimpse of herself and gasped: She was just as ugly as she always had been. Morose, she walked into an old dusty cave, planning to lay there forever.
Inside the cave she saw her entire family! The big, parent goblets and the smaller gobletings, all looking as beautiful and shiny as the day she left them. But as she watched, a Nazi drank from one of them and died. Then she felt better about herself.
MORAL: Being ugly is OK; you don't kill as many Nazis.
Wear this shirt: for your stop-motion death scene.
Don't wear this shirt: unwisely.
This shirt tells the world: "What I took from that movie was the religious message."
We call this color: do unto others asphalt would do unto you.