Comfort Bed

by wootbot

Lay Down

2nd place in Derby #282: Sleeeeeeeep, Editor's Choice!

This is the design the bed industry DOESN'T WANT YOU TO SEE! They want you to think that you need to spend a big pile of money on some contraption built from a bunch of springs and some cushion. And not only that: they want you to think you that you need to get a new one every few years!


You know where you go when you need a bed? The forest! Seriously, just walk out into the woods and look around! There are soft animals EVERYWHERE just waiting for you to come and sedate them so that they can serve human beings in some useful way!

Now, you're probably wondering, "if that's the case, why don't I see many people sleeping on bears and stuff?" Because Big Bed has everyone BRAINWASHED!