Console General

by Wootbot

There’s A Save Point Before The Halls Of Montezuma

Old gamers never die. They just get traded in for credit.

Welcome Woot-Off fans: a battle is raging between our older shirts on the Reckoning chart, where only the strongest-selling survive. Buy them and join the fray.

Fought invaders come from space
Used a trackball when he played
Flew an ostrich while he sat
He’s a gamer, and that’s that

Spent his money on E.T.
Found the red and then blue key
Though the princess wasn’t there
He still shot up the Metal Gear

He beat Gannon, he beat Bond
He beat Bison, beat Shao Khan
His thumbs are strong, he’s very fat
Cause he’s a gamer, and that’s that.
Yes, he’s a gamer, and that’s that.

Wear this shirt: to show you live your life according to a very strict code. Specifically one that starts with “up up down down”.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re one of those hippie anti-gamer pukes. You think you’d have those iPhones without the sacrifices gamers made? Your kind makes me sick.

This shirt tells the world: “Many of those cool medals are actually available at the Supermandolini store!”

We call this color: Olive Them Say He’s The Only Man To Ever Shoot The Dog

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X – S: 14.18” x 19”
WXL - WS: 10.64” x 14.25”
K12 - K4: 9” x 12.05”

Pantone Color(s): 5803C – 7403C – Metallic Gold – Black

Please check American Apparel's sizing chart for men, for women or children before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel, follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.