Crash Test Droid

by wootbot

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Seems like we sorta have to do this parody. 

Once, there was this droid who
Got into an accident with an R2
But when he was finally unstacked
From the wreckage his head was facing his back.
He said that his hairy friend
Was a flea-bitten furrrrrballll

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Once there was this R2
Who couldn't stop the detention level garbage smasher room
But when his friends bade him to
They left the pressure hatch into the lobby
They couldn't quite explain it
They'd all just been real scared

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But both the droids were glad 
Cuz one R2 had a motivator worse than that. 

Cause then once there was this droid who
Popped its cap and made a bunch of smoke spew
And when they said it was bad merch
It shook and lurched all over the desert floor
They couldn't quite explain it
They'd always just farmed air

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