Day of Reckoning the Eighty-Fifth
Before Jason left for his vacation, he gave us very strict instructions. We weren't allowed to have more than two friends over, we couldn't use the oven, and we had to keep all the shirts in perfect order. But our friends told their friends, and then we wanted to bake a cake, and suddenly, there we were, with six hundred people on our lawn and a broken oven and a little pile of reckoned shirts.
Survivors (position last week/weeks on chart)
- 01 Some Motivation Required (1/4)
- 02 Pterodactyl With A Machine Gun (3/2)
- 03 You Have to Try This Guys (2/5)
- 04 She is Reported to Have Said That Before (4/4)
- 05 Imposter (6/9)
- 06 The Epic Begins (7/11)
- 07 Nevermore (10/51)
- 08 Pirate Exercise (8/4)
- 09 How We Roll (5/5)
- 10 Donut Panic! (11/25)
- 11 The Convenient Tiny Chair (9/5)
- 12 Grim Optimism (13/14)
- 13 Playing God (14/2)
- 14 The Cake Is A Liar (19/72)
- 15 Fat Unicorn (15/48)
- 16 I wish… (17/2)
- 17 The Original Blue Hedgehog (12/5)
- 18 12 Angry Beasts (-/1)
- 19 Shiny (-/1)
- 20 Nightmare Circus (16/2)
Casualties (position last week/weeks on chart)
- 21 Disapproving Narwhal (-/1)
- 22 Lament of the Kiwi (20/6)
- 23 Sun Wukong (The Monkey King) (18/8)
- 24 Roots Rock (-/1)
- 25 Mars Madness (-/1)
- 26 You’ll Catch Your Death (-/1)
- 27 Prismism (-/1)
Bystanders (not eligible for Reckoning until next week)
- Going Stag
- Without Porpoise
- Sorority of the Weird
- Console General
- Bomb Deco
- Sunshine
- Get on the Mike
As always, you've got until Midnight Central Time to buy any shirt ranked 21st or less. And if you've got any ideas about how to get ketchup stains out of Jason's good suit, we'd really love to know them. He's gonna kill us when he sees it.
