Death Served Till Noon

by wootbot

It is getting so hot, we're gonna have Shirt-Off.

Pirates are so cruel they won't let their prisoners eat a complete breakfast.

Wait, you said a Shirt.Woot-OFF? You didn't say, "Take your shirt off"? Oh my, this is so embarrassing! But you can understand the mistake, right? After all, they both involve the word "shirt" and the word "off." I mean, you don't just go around saying those two words without a guy taking his shirt off once in a while, am I right?

Why are my pants off? Well, I mean, if I'm taking my shirt off... C'mon!