Always wear sunscreen!
Gather around to hear a whale of a tale, a tale about a whale's tail, and how that sunburn did assail that tail. When the tail rose up, the tail did fail to derail itself from that course, if you nail my snail? What you don't nail my snail about the whale's tale of the whale's tail? Is your mind a jail which no amount of bail could open it to understand my whale tale?
Okay, fine. I was just trying to say that whale prolly got some sunburn on its fin, because look at it? It's in the sun, and it's gonna get burnt. Right? C'mon? Can I get some affirmation here?!!?!?!