Apologies for falling behind on the HMs; we're getting back up to speed today after the redesign knocked us off schedule. We asked for your interpretation of that most awkward love triangle, the unrequited one. Here are our editors' faves from Three's a Crowd:
You can tell who wins by their bloody butt.
Wait, you guys don't use three at a time? What are you doing wrong?
This is where FourSquare could come in handy.
Oh don't worry, unicycle, some hipster with a handlebar mustache will happen along soon enough.
Good clean fun.
I thought the whole point of a triangle was that it's NOT flexible?
That awkward moment when you wake up and he's humping your leg.
Forever a crow.