Sleep's a beautiful thing. It's our favorite thing, in fact. Sleep's so great we asked everyone to give us their best insomnia-defying designs. Here are the editors' faves from Sleeeeeeeep:
Narcolepsy affects owls, too.
WAKE UP AND START BREEDING IN CAPTIVITY, YOU STUPID BEAR.
Banksy never had this problem.
This is actually kind of gross to think about.
How do you play it, exactly?
The male angler fish bites the female and releases a chemical to fuse his body to hers, where he essentially becomes a parasite to help her reproduce. So life could be worse.
Is that a Jack in the Box head?
Every night my head theatre shows a performance of "Randall is naked in his high school Biology final exam and he forgot to study."
Not even in your dreams.
Why would a whale have an anchor? Whales don't use boats.