Derby #355: Snarky Slogans

by wootbot

Snarky, adjective \ˈsnär-kē\ sarcastic, impertinent, or irreverent in tone or manner [Webster's]

People who sincerely enjoy things are the worst. They're always strutting around with a look of legitimate contentment on their faces like they own the place, unaware how much it bothers the rest of us. That's why it's our job as member of the House Of Snark to make sure those jerks feel lame and self-conscious for their sincerity. 

Oh, you like sports? SNARK. Graphic t-shirts? SNARK ATTACK. Charity? SNARK WEEK