You run into a lot of these types in the Verbal Belt.
What if there was a book that laid out the meaning of literally everything? What if there was a book - one single book, mind you - that explained every single thing in the Universe, every object, every action, every concept, everything? Wouldn't you want to understand what it had to say? Wouldn't you want to live by its teachings?
Friends, I'm here to tell you: that book is real! You can find it almost anywhere, right this minute! And the things it has to teach you will change the way you see the world! (I should warn you, though, the plot is pretty weak.)