Do It Slowly

by wootbot

Poor Donald

The things he seen, he don't want to even talk about.

What people are saying about Donald the Turtle since he's returned from the Rabbit War:

"He's a shell of his former self." - his mother, Vivian

"He's very reclusive, very rarely leaves his home. And then, if he does come out at all, the slightest noise will send him right back in." - his neighbor, Tom Drimel

"I've seen him laying in the middle of the road, trying to end it all. It's sad really." - local resident, Tuck Banderloin

"He never says anything about what happened over there, but judging by his demeanor, I'd say things got pretty hare-y in hurry." - high school buddy, Skip Pitterson