Questions Concerning Lab Rats
2nd place in Derby #273: Animals as People, Editor's Choice
If a lab rat is used in an experiment carried out by a scientist who is a lab rat, is that animal abuse or peer torture?
Are rats that enter a lab uninvited considered "lab rats"? How about lab rats that escape from a lab?
Shouldn't lab rats be required to wear tiny little lab coats? Wouldn't that make them easier to identify? And wouldn't it just make your HEART MELT seeing lab rats wearing lab coats?!?
What is the DEAL with these lab rats anyway?
Did you hear who won the softball game between the lab rats and the lab mice? Do you think either really even has a chance against the team that the lab bunnies put together this year?
How much lab could a lab rat lab if a lab rat could lab wood?
Wear this shirt: to the science event!
Don't wear this shirt: to the sporting event!
This shirt tells the world: "Be careful about lab-eling me a 'lab rat.'"
We call this color: okay, wipe the slate down and try the experiment again.