Old-school sci-fi promised us a lot: hover cars, full meals in tiny pills, teleportation machines. But most importantly, it promised us robots! And now, decades later, what do we have? Nothing. Sure, there are a few factory bots around, welding stuff and stacking boxes, but the people who designed them didn’t even give them faces!
Well, it’s time us sci-fi nerds stood up for what we want! It’s time we told all the scientists to take a break from the climatology research and the medical advancements and the astrophysics in order to build us some friggin’ cute robots with unnecessary human features. And what better way to make such a statement than by wearing a shirt featuring one of these mechanical friends!
So go ahead: decide how much sleeve you want and then pick the design that screams, “We refuse to wait any longer! We want robots TODAY!”
And hurry up! The sale ends at 11:59pm on Sunday, April 15th, which gives
our worker bots us just enough time to pack em up and ship em out by April 18th!
What? Do these mechanical men fail to appeal to your human sensibilities?? Well, fine then! You can wait until next week, when we'll have a new sale up! In the meantime, you might be interested in the shirts we have over at The Reckoning!