by wootbot

Drink Up!

It's nog what I was hoping for, but at least I can get it in 3 different forms: tee, hoodie, and apron.

Okay, we know what you're thinking: "Oh, bad move, Shirt.Woot. Eggnog is an egg drink, and you know who drinks eggs? Boxers! Good luck NOT getting beat up!"

But here's the thing: it's backhanded. It doesn't say, "EGGNOG SUCKS!" It says, at least it's not fruit cake. So in order for the boxer to want to beat us up, he'd have to discern that most people don't like fruitcake and so saying eggnog is better than fruitcake isn't much of a compliment at all. And boxers aren't smart enough to figure all that out...

Okay, maybe now we'll get beat up.

Wear this shirt: if you hate Christmas or don't like eggnog. But I repeat myself.

Don't wear this shirt: if you're a decent human being and a giving soul.

This shirt tells the world: "It's nog my favorite."

We call this color: KELLY  (green tee) went to the FOREST (green hoodie) and waited for it to get DARK (green apron).