Food of the Future

by wootbot

Tomorrow!

2nd place in Derby #279: Food, Editor's Choice!

I've had a vision! I've seen food! The food of tomorrow!

"Is it a whole meal in pill form?"

No!

"Is it a full turkey dinner in 12 seconds?"

No!

"Well what is it then?"

You know that lasagna we had for dinner tonight?

"Yes."

It's that. But cold. And chewy. And the cheese is a little bit plastic-y and weird.

"Okay, so I guess I misunderstood how you were using the word, 'tomorrow.'"

Wear this shirt: today.

Don't wear this shirt: tomorrow. Especially if you just wore it today.

This shirt tells the world: "Freshness means nothing to me!"

We call this color: navy this time we can cook a little less...