Food of the Future

by wootbot


2nd place in Derby #279: Food, Editor's Choice!

I've had a vision! I've seen food! The food of tomorrow!

"Is it a whole meal in pill form?"


"Is it a full turkey dinner in 12 seconds?"


"Well what is it then?"

You know that lasagna we had for dinner tonight?


It's that. But cold. And chewy. And the cheese is a little bit plastic-y and weird.

"Okay, so I guess I misunderstood how you were using the word, 'tomorrow.'"

Wear this shirt: today.

Don't wear this shirt: tomorrow. Especially if you just wore it today.

This shirt tells the world: "Freshness means nothing to me!"

We call this color: navy this time we can cook a little less...