2nd place in Derby #279: Food, Editor's Choice!
I've had a vision! I've seen food! The food of tomorrow!
"Is it a whole meal in pill form?"
"Is it a full turkey dinner in 12 seconds?"
"Well what is it then?"
You know that lasagna we had for dinner tonight?
It's that. But cold. And chewy. And the cheese is a little bit plastic-y and weird.
"Okay, so I guess I misunderstood how you were using the word, 'tomorrow.'"
Wear this shirt: today.
Don't wear this shirt: tomorrow. Especially if you just wore it today.
This shirt tells the world: "Freshness means nothing to me!"
We call this color: navy this time we can cook a little less...