Humpty Dumpty Had a Great Fall

by wootbot

Just Fantastic!

2nd Place in Derby #320: Fall, with 194 votes!

Humpty Dumpty buys a very beautiful victorian house well under its assessed value on September 22nd. His mortgage payment is very reasonable, especially since he splits it with his new tall and beautiful wife, Yvonna. Not that he needs any financial help after the big promotion he got at his job which he genuinely enjoys.

On October 1st, Humpty Dumpty enters a dance contest as a joke. He wins and gets some internet fame for his moves. He uses the publicity to get a television show and quit his job. His television show is a huge success. On a whim, a daring producer chooses him to write the new Batman and Superman movie. He accepts the offer and writes the script. Everyone agrees it's awesome and that it will save the movie from certain disaster.

With the money he makes on the script, he funds Yvonna's really cool startup. It gets super, super popular. Everyone's talking about. They do an IPO on December 1st, get super, super rich, and then go on an awesome vacation until December 20th.

So, suffice it to say, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.