If I Only Had a Brain
Start With The One In The Picnic Basket
1st place in Derby #195: Zombies! Zombies! Zombies!, with 1368 votes!
I was comfy in my straw tomb
But then Hell ran out of room
And the earth I now must walk
dee deet dee diddle dee deet
And so I keep pursuin’
All the teenagers a’wooin’
And my hunger can’t be stopped
de deet diddle dee deet
I already ate a lion
He never stopped his cryin’
As we shambled down the block
dee deet dee diddle dee deet
And that heart I thought was iron
Just turned out to be tin wire
And my hunger can’t be stopped
So why
Did I arise
You’d think this can’t be real
Man I could really go for Kansas veal
But right away
I’d want more still
The good witch was like custard
The bad one smelt of mustard
From the Wizard I made stock
dee deet dee diddle dee deet
Then I ate up Emerald City
All those little guys were minty
Yet my hunger can’t be stopped
Wear this shirt: when going to buy axes and ammo.
Don’t wear this shirt: when debating on the Internet. Nobody likes a straw man.
This shirt tells the world: “Barbara? I thought this was Dorothy’s house? Hey, you guys said this was Dorothy’s house!”
We call this color: L. Frank Brown
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
3X – S: 12.00” x 7.88”
WXL - K4: 9.00” x 5.91”
Pantone Colors: White - 134C - 577C - 625C - 7623C - Black
Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
