Imminent Cat-astrophe

by wootbot

I "Mustard" Been Crazy!!

3rd Place in Derby #357: Meat, with 170 votes!

"Frank"ly speaking, I had a "feline" that it was a bad idea to put "cats"up on my hot "dogs"! But it didn't oc"cur" to me just "howl" "paw"ful it could get!

Call me a "weenie", but I "meow"ly wanted that "tom"ato flavor on my frank"fur"ter "lynx"! But what happened next was anything but ap"pet"izing! It was the "wurst" alter"cat"ion ever! The next time I "bark"becue, I'll stick with the "horse"radish!