Imperial Defense Systems

by wootbot

Raffle

2nd Place in Derby #353: Galactic Battles, with 256 votes!

To: all-company@imperialdef.com

Subject: Raffle!!!!

Hi all,

In the process of cleaning this past week, we've turned up a BUNCH of random stuff that we don't really need any more. And we figured, instead of just throwing it away, we'd raffle it off! Here's some of the stuff that's available:

  • Several iconic helmets
  • Droids (the ones you're looking for?)
  • Flashlight-swords (we're not sure how they work!)
  • An assortment of small spacecraft 
  • Nerds
  • An inflated directorial ego
  • Merchandising opportunities
  • The misguided notion that this should keep going on indefinitely, despite diminishing returns
  • Those mouse ears that you get at that theme park

So come on by Conference Room 11 any time before end of day to enter! We'll pick numbers first thing tomorrow morning.

Sincerely, 
Management