In Bloom

by Wootbot

It was a simpler time. All we needed was flannel.

1st place in Derby #243: Spring into Spring!, with 667 votes!

Sellin’ shirts for food
Users change their moods
Spring Derby again
Lots of kdeuce fans

Heeeeee’s the nerd
Who likes all our pretty shirts
And his designs aren’t the worst
And he likes to buy ‘em first
But he don’t know what they mean
Don’t know what they mean

And I said,

Heeeeee’s the nerd
Who likes all our pretty shirts
And his designs aren’t the worst
And he likes to buy ‘em first
But he don’t know what they mean
Don’t know what they mean

And I saiiiiiiiiiid

Theeeeeey alwaaaaays want more
The Derby’s where they score
Vooooootes are coooomin’ in
Anooooother Reeeeeckoniiiiiin’

Heeeeee’s the nerd
Who likes all our pretty shirts
And his designs aren’t the worst
And he likes to buy ‘em first
But he don’t know what they mean
Don’t know what they mean

And I said,

Heeeeee’s the nerd
Who likes all our pretty shirts
And his designs aren’t the worst
And he likes to buy ‘em first
But he don’t know what they mean
Don’t know what they mean

And I saiiiiiiiiiid

Heeeeee’s the nerd
Who likes all our pretty shirts
And his designs aren’t the worst
And he likes to buy ‘em first
But he don’t know what they mean
Don’t know what they mean

And I said,

Heeeeee’s the nerd
Who likes all our pretty shirts
And his designs aren’t the worst
And he likes to buy ‘em first
But he don’t know what they mean
Don’t know what they mean

And I saiiiiiiiiiid

Heeeeee’s the nerd
Who likes all our pretty shirts
And his designs aren’t the worst
And he likes to buy ‘em first
But he don’t know what they mean
Don’t know what they mean

And I said

Heeeeee’s the nerd
Who likes all our pretty shirts
And his designs aren’t the worst
And he likes to buy ‘em first
But he don’t know what they mean
Don’t know what they mean
Don’t know what they mean
Don’t know what they mean
Don’t know what they mean

And I saiiiiiiiiiid

Wear this shirt: While out on a walk in the sunshine.

Don’t wear this shirt: By itself if it’s still kind of chilly out. Layer up.

This shirt tells the world: “Show me your stamen.”

We call this color: The Navy and the Bees

Remember the Supreme Law of Online Apparel Shopping: check the sizing chart before you buy.
 

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X – S: 11.22” x 19”
WXL - WS: 8.41” x 14.25”
K12 - K4: 7.38” x 12.5”

Pantone Color(s): 7461C - 7462C

Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.