1st Place in Derby #314: Video Games!, with 170 votes!
You hear about Pauley? Yeah, it's terrible. In the hospital for three days! I know, wild, right? They say he got punched in the chest nearly 100 times! Lucky it wasn't his head or else he mighta gotten brain damage! Oof, eh?
I mean, what are the chances that you'd wear THAT shirt while walking down the block with the hotel that was hosting the anime convention. And just at the VERY MOMENT that everyone rushed out onto the street because the fire alarm had gone off?
What are the ODDS?!