Infinity Plus One

by wootbot

Saga Genesis

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1: In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. 
2: And the earth was without form, and void; and God realized he had taken on a much bigger project than he had anticipated. 
3: And God said, Let there be light: and there was light. And God saw exactly how much of a mess he was dealing with, and decided to set aside a week to work on it.  
4: And God picked up some gum wrappers and folded some laundry that he had done the week before, but it didn't seem to impact the clutter very much. 
5: And God called his mom, because hey, that was something he needed to do this week anyway, and he could pick up while he talked to her. 
6: And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and his mom said she didn't think that was a very good idea. And God got frustrated with his mom, and changed the subject. 
7: And God knocked over a glass and broke it and told his mom he had to go. And he could tell his mom was upset, but what can you do? 
8: And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day. And God started putting together a playlist to listen to while he cleaned up, but ended up spending the entire third day putting together the perfect mix. 
9: And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so. And that really took it out of God, and he figured he had worked hard enough to take a break. 
10: And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good. But not, you know, great. But good enough for now. He'd get back to it next week.