It's What I Do Best!

by wootbot

Two Hands of the Law

3rd Place in Derby #298: This Means War!, Editor's Choice!

"Paper? Paper?!? Talk to me, buddy! What happened?"

"I was... c-c-covering you..."

"What happened? Where's Scissors?"

"Took off... after he... he..."

"What? What did he do?"

"C-c-cut... me..."

"That bastard! Well, hold on, buddy! I'm gonna get help and you're gonna be fine, you hear me? Buddy? C'mon, don't drift away from from me now, Paper! We'll get you through this!"

"No, Rock... I'm gone... don't waste effort on... saving me..."

"Don't talk like that!"

"No... don't wait around... go find... him... Scissors... getting away..."

"He won't get away with this, buddy! I swear to God, he won't get away with stabbing his own partner in the back!"

"I know... Rock?"

"Yeah, buddy?"

"Break him... good... for me..."