Jurassic Parka

by Wootbot

In Cold Blood

Good morning, Pangaea! It’s a chilly 42 degrees out there – how about those clouds of dust kicked up by those meteors, huh?

This cold weather is tough on us ectotherms! If you have to go out, make sure you bundle up real good. You don’t wanna wind up a skeleton in a museum someday! Now let’s go to the morning traffic report with the KBCE pterocopter!

Wear this shirt: over your base layer but under your coat.

Don’t wear this shirt: with a yellow parka, unless you wanna look like you work at the Leningrad McDonald’s.

This shirt tells the world: “Puns were here before humans, and they’ll outlive us all.”

We call this color: Tyrannosaurus Red.

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X – S: 12” x 6.55”
WXL - K4: 8.5” x 4.64”

Pantone Colors: Warm Gray 1C – Process Yellow C – 194C – Black

Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.