Just One More Game

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by wootbot a year ago

I can quit any time.

Okay, no problem. I can beat this. I'm totally going to bed before midnight tonight.

Resources allocated, units directed, Okay, I guess I'm ready to advance to the next turn. Gah! My base! You no good son of a b&%$^, I spent like three hours building those! Ugh, this is terrible.

"Honey?"

In a minute! I'm almost done!

"I'm going to bed."

Okay, perfect. I'll be in later.
"I kind of figured. G'night."

Yeah, sure.
…

Okay, that turn's done. Time to hit the hay. What is it, 10? 10:30? Oh. Oh god, it's 4:30 in the morning. I've done it again.
…

Might as well play one more turn, then.

Wear this shirt: In your mom's basement, right?! 'CAUSE THAT'S WHERE GAMERS LIVE, HAW HAW!

Don't wear this shirt: To that meeting with your boss about your productivity.

This shirt tells the world: "I have WASD tattooed on where my bicep would be if I had one."

We call this color: Royal Blue Screen of Death