Ken & Ryu's Junkyard

by wootbot

SMASH ANONYMOUS

WELCOME TO SMASH ANONYMOUS. WE USED TO SMASH. NOW WE NOT SMASH SO MUCH.

EVERYONE TAKE SEAT. PLEASE WELCOME NEW MEMBERS. HANK, STOP SMASH NEW MEMBERS. OKAY, WE GET DOWN TO BUSINESS. START WITH CREED:

I LOVE SMASH BUT RECOGNIZE IT HARMFUL TO OTHERS. I TRY NOT SMASH. SMASH INHERENTLY FUN, SO I NOT A JERK IF FALL OFF WAGON AND SMASH WAGON.

GOOD. ANYONE SMASH CAR THIS WEEK? EVERYONE? ME TOO. WE ALL FALL OFF WAGON THEN. HOW WE NOT SMASH WA--FALL OFF WAGON IN FUTURE? CORRECT, SALLY. WE PUT SMASH FISTS INTO SMASH MITTS, FIND DARK CAVE, AND HOPE FOR BEST. LET'S ALL GO FIND CAVE.

[two weeks later]

HI EVERYB--WHERE EVERYBODY? WHY ONLY FOUR OF US COME BACK? THEY ALL FALL OFF WAGON? WE NEED BIGGER WAGON. ONE NOT SO EASY TO FALL OFF. IN MEANTIME, LET'S SMASH OLD SMALL WAGON. WHAT? ONLY FIGURE OF SPEECH? ARRG, SO FRUSTRATING. MAKE ME WANT TO--

[horrible smashing ensues]

ME NEED NEW SPONSOR.