Necronom Nom Nom
2nd place in Derby #335: Lovecraft, with 123 votes!
"Trying to say today's word of the day. Ne- Ne- Ne-."
"Well, what is it?"
"I can't say it! The word is too long."
"I mean what does it mean, silly."
"Oh oh! It's a big, dirty old book."
"No no no! Ummmm, let's see … oh oh! It's bound in human flesh!"
"Aw jeez I donno. The Joy Of Cooking?"
"Nope, but getting closer. It was penned by the mad Arab Abdul Alhazred."
"Good Tidings and Great Joy: Protecting the Heart of Christmas?"
"No, but you're almost there! It is an ancient grimoire tome of unspeakable evil."
"That's it! That's the word of the day! Necronomicon, Necronomicon, Necronomicon!"