All In Good Taste
2nd place in Derby #228: Double-Take Derby 15, with 769 votes!
Mmm. Oh man, Peter, this is good. This is really good. Are you sure you don’t want a bite of this? ‘Cause, honestly, you’re missing out.
Look, I can tell by the way you’re looking at me you’re a little horrified. You’ve been indoctrinated by an old way of thinking, that’s all! I’m telling you, Peter, I don’t think I’m ever going back to carrots and lettuce after this. Radishes are a thing of the past for me. I saw that Monty Python movie where the bunny goes to town on a few knights and it changed my life, Pete. Changed. My. Life. It’s cow and pig and poultry from here on out. Maybe even zebra. Can a rabbit get zebra? ‘Cause if I can, I’m totally eating a zebra.
Come on, dude, knock off the staring thing and have a taste of this stuff, will ya? It’s called house… hosen… Yeah, hasenpfeffer! So you know about this and you’ve never tried it? I’m not sure what’s in it, but I’m pretty sure it’s chicken. Tastes like chicken, anyway.
Wear this shirt: when a plate of roasted veggies just won’t do.
Don’t wear this shirt: if it’s still pink in the middle when it gets to your table.
This shirt tells the world: “Bon appé-meat!”
We call this color: Grass-Fed
Design Placement: Center
3X – S: 12.00” x 3.30”
WXL - K4: 9.00” x 2.48”
Pantone Color(s): White - 7501C - 1235C - 1805C - 7743C - Black
Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.