Second Place finisher in Derby #7, with 501 votes!
If a pretty girl is like a melody, this headphone-wearing weirdo is like a cacophony. He seems partial to whole and quarter notes, but he's not picky. Notes in his hair, notes in his eyes, notes in his beard - we can't see his wazoo, but we're guessing there are notes coming out of that, too.
This shirt was designed by: Shirt.Woot member jeebussez. For a minute, we thought that username was French: "Zhay-boo-SAY?"
Wear this shirt to: tell your psychologist how sometimes the noise in your head makes you just want to explode in murderous rage.
Don't wear this shirt to: those areas of Afghanistan under the control of the Taliban. They hate music, headphones, t-shirts, and you.
This shirt tells the world: "Here comes treble! No, I didn't make that joke up! I'm just a shirt! I can't make anything up!"
We call this color: Asphaltissimoforte.
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