3rd Place in Derby #358: Perspective, with 168 votes!
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! YES! I won!
"Well, sort of."
What do you mean? Look at the standings. I'm in first, baby!
"Sure, but can you really consider that a victory? First of all your driver is a dinosaur, so there would be no possible way of him understanding acceleration or steering, and that's if he could even fit in the cart at all, which is also unlikely in its own right. Then you have the issue of riding on a road made of rainbows - which are decidedly NOT solid in any way - through space - where there would be no gravity or air to breath. So yes, if you can ignore all that, then sure, you're the 'winner.'"
Yeah, I'm okay with all that.
"I WANT A REMATCH!"