Monday Morning Coffee

by wootbot


Coffee is a contact sport.

Some interesting facts about coffee:

  • There is only, on average, 11 ounces of actual coffee in each 60 ounce cup.
  • There is much debate over coffee's effect on the brain.
  • Before a cup of coffee, people will hang out outside the coffee shop grilling and drinking beer.
  • Coffee in Europe is totally different than coffee in America. 
  • Coffee can only be consumed on Sundays, Mondays, and the occasional Thursday.
  • If you're partaking in coffee, it's totally acceptable to be super drunk at any point during the day.
  • Certain coffee is totally racist but pretends it's not.
  • The best coffee is currently in Seattleā€¦ oh, wait, that one works!