Eat Your Hearts Out!
2nd Place in Derby #308: Orwellian, with 174 votes!
OMG! I can't believe this! Us! We're the chosen ones! Chosen to meet the Mysterious Leader!
"Yeah. It's cool."
You don't sound so excited. What's wrong?
"Oh, I don't know. I guess I'm just nervous…"
Well, of course you are! This is every young cookie's dream, man!
"No, not like that. I'm worried."
Why would you be worried? We're the chosen ones! We got it made!
"Yeah, I guess you're right. I need to chill out."
Totally. Now, here. Help me with all this milk.
Yeah, the Mysterious Leader says he needs this for after his meeting with us.