Quenching your infinite thirst for furry carnivores since 2007
Say what you will about Shirt.Woot, but you can't fault our ability to pander. So when we noticed that our fox shirts have been selling like gangbusters lately, we thought "MOAR FUZZY CARNIVORES!"
We are therefore thrilled to announce that, starting today, we will only sell designs that feature cute, furry members of the canine family. We're calling it "Canid.Woot," and it's going to revolutionize the way the world shops for carnivorous mammal t-shirts online.
Hey hey, hey -- where are you going? We're still going to sell your favorite funny, pop-culture designs! They will just feature a FOX Doctor Who and a WOLF Captain Picard instead of those boring ol' humans.
What's that? Threadless has started selling badger shirts? BLAST IT. They're always one step ahead.