Nine for mortal men, doomed to die of cuteness overload.
Wear this and they shall call you: The Nazcûte
Fired out of a t-shirt cannon, this design would sound like: "SsssssshiireTHUMP"
Launder this shirt when: when it's pierced by a morgul blade.
If you owned this, people would say: "A mane of such vibrance and sheen cannot be used for good!"
The best thing to spill on this would be: pony blood. You don't want to hear about the worst thing.