Ninja on a bicycle
What were you expecting?
We ARE supposed to be stealthy after all.
I don’t get what the big deal is here. We need to be quick as lightning and undetectable, right? Well I don’t have the greatest cardiovascular endurance and I can’t exactly ride a horse through the shadows to sneak into a castle and assassinate a corrupt politician, can I? So I use my Shimano here to get around.
No, it works great. I’ve got gears and everything; I can handle hills no problem. Give me some flat, packed trails and I’ll get up to 30 miles an hour! Once I get there and chain it up to a tree or a lantern or something I can flit among the shadows and deal death with the best of them.
The horn? Oh that’s my own little flourish. Sound? No. It just shoots poisonous gas.
Wear this shirt: While sneaking around your apartment and practicing flips onto your couch.
Don’t wear this shirt: If you’re going to try and assassinate anyone for a warlord. We don’t want to be involved.
This shirt tells the world: “Of course it says ‘Ninja on a bicycle.’ That’s because the design is a ninja on a bicycle. I would have no idea what this is if it didn’t have a handy caption saying exactly what it is.”
We call this color: Redyu Hayabusa
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
3X – S: 6” x 9.75”
WXL - K4: 4.5” x 7.31”
Pantone Colors: 107C - Black
Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
