No one left to play with

by Wootbot

Kicking Ash and Making Flames

1st place in Derby #182: Fire, with 1056 votes!

I’m sorry all of the other kids were burned to death, but you can’t hold it against my little Heliomuk. All he wanted was someone to play with. Some kids bite, some kids kick, some kids incinerate. They’re all special and beautiful in their own way.

If those other children had respected his unique contributions, they might be alive today. I mean, what kind of parent sends their little adventurer out without a fire-proof bodysuit? And now, thanks to the inattention of other parents, Heliomuk doesn’t have anyone to play with. Makes you wonder who the real victim is here.

Wear this shirt: whether you’re a boy or a ‘goyle.

Don’t wear this shirt: and walk around calling it a “dragon”. We won’t have you “dragon” our rep down with your n00bness, n00b.

This shirt tells the world: “Combust a move.”

We call this color: Just A Pile Of Cinders On The Asphalt.


Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X – S: 13” x 11.30”
WXL - WS: 9.75” x 8.47”
K12 - K4: 9” x 7.82”

Pantone Colors: 600C - 1365C - Warm Red C - 431C - 7504C - Black

Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.