El Burro’s Revenge
“Please, please! I’m telling you, the candy’s inside me but even if you can get it out it won’t be any good anymore!”
They saw their brother strung up before a bloodthirsty crowd. They watched, helpless, as he was brutally beaten to death for a handful of cheap sweets. They wept as his remains were tossed casually into a dumpster. And they swore that the murderer would never see another birthday.
Wear this shirt: to show your solidarity with PETPMA, People for the Ethical Treatment of Papier-Mâché Animals.
Don’t wear this shirt: to children’s birthday parties. Or anywhere else children might be. Or the parents of children. Just throw it in your drawer and forget about it, pretty much.
This shirt tells the world: “Not so tough when the bat’s in the other hoof, are you?”
We call this color: Navy Candy.
Design Placement: Centered
3X – S: 12” x 6.68”
WXL - K4: 9” x 5.01”
Pantone Color(s): 135C – 719C – 278C – 1915C – 268C – 7545C
Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.