Paint it Black

by wootbot


1st Place in Derby #319: Song Titles Reinterpreted, with 235 votes!

"Hey, what time is it?" 

"9:30, why?" 

"It's still light outside."

"Oh yeah, you're right. That's Melissa's thing, right?" 

"I think so. Is Melissa out of the office today?" 

"Lemme check. Yeah, she's out all week! Who's covering for her?" 

"I have no idea. Maybe we can do it?" 

"Yeah, right? Seems like it shouldn't be so hard. I'll grab some paint and buckets." 

"Great. I'll get the scaffolding. Did Melissa leave a SOP for when she's out? Want to make sure we're not stepping on any toes." 

"I don't see anything in the shared folder." 

"All right, we'll just wing it. Let me… uh oh." 


"I just spilled nighttime all over Dan's computer."