Passenger

by wootbot

Don't Stowaway Mad, Just Stowaway

3rd Place in Derby #295: Glow in the Dark, Editor's Choice!

I'm sorry, but I have to challenge the assumption implicit in this concept. If a humanoid merely crouching atop the Tardis would likewise be transported through time, what about the pavement the Tardis is standing on? What about the air surrounding it? What exactly is the extent of the Tardis's chrono-portation halo?

Until Shirt.Woot issues a satisfactory explanation and resolution of this fatal flaw, I'm afraid there's no way I can take this joke t-shirt about a TV show seriously as fine art.