Paternity Test

by wootbot

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I'd watch this talk show. From the safety of my own home.

So, the test has come back, and Mr. Vader, you are the father. 

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

How does that make you feel, Mr. Vader?

"I feel no particular emotions."

But what does this mean for you?

"It means nothing."

But you said that if you found out you were the father, you'd change your ways!

"I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further."

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!

"Silence!"

We're going to take it to the audience. Who's got something they'd like to add?

Yo, I gat somefin to say. You say he the father, but last time I checked, a father be a man, and I ain't never hearda no man that hide behind some big silly mask all day.

YEAHHHHH! CLAPCLAPCLAP!

"What did you say to me?" [Holds out hand]

Oh snap, I feel like I'm choking! This be cray! SOMEONE MAKE IT STOP!

We'll be back after this commercial break!