2nd Place in Derby #327: Scientists, with 226 votes
4 terrible scientist jokes!
Q: Why did the young scientist bring a Jacob's Ladder to school?
A: Because the homework assignment was to bring in something to share for current events.
Q: Why did Erwin Schrödinger get fired from his job at the bell tower?
A: Because he was a slow dinger.
Q: What did the four good-spirited scientists from Liverpool say when their experiment didn't work out?
A: Tesla-di, tesla-da, life goes on!
Q: Why did Einstein spend so much time feeling bad for his uncle?
A: Because he was working on his Theory of Relative-Pity.