Consult the Auricle
I do believe you systole my heart!
”Ugh, I’m not getting anywhere with the ladies, Trodd. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong.”
”Alright, let’s do some troubleshooting. Lay a couple of your lines on me.”
”Okay, here’s one: Is it hot in here, or is it just your squamous endothelium layer?”
”Are your legs tired? Because your Purkinje fibers have been running through my mind all day!”
"No. Don’t say that ever."
”If I told you you’ve got a great pulmonary trunk, would you hold it against me?”
”What are you even -“
”Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your aorta."
"These are the worst lin-“
”If I could rearrange your left subclavian vein -“
”Stop. Just ask about the weather.”