Poker Game

by Wootbot

It’s like it’s I’m a freshman at Ohio State and it’s 1997 all over again!

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Ooooh myyyyyy…
Picard throws down and my face is palmed
And Ackbar to my left is screamin’ “trap!”
Well Jean Luc doubled up with a royal flush
I had three jacks and a pair of nines
My mind is turning, just two shots more
There’s not much left to play
Well then dude walks in, black hat and cape
What am I, if I’m lucky
Wasn’t a Dark Sith Lord
‘Cause I’m runnin’ out of time

“Who’s up for game two?”
What to do
My credits lookin’ thin
I almost lost my beard last night
Well I got a problem
Just one answer
Gotta throw it all down
And kiss it goodbye
Yeah!

That was a Klingon game of poker
(That was a Klingon game of poker)
I lost it all
(I lost it all)
But someday I’ll be back again
And I’m bringin’ Worf
(bringin’ Worf)

“Who’s up for game three?”
I can barely see Bajoran ale right next to me
And I just lost it all
Well there’s a Sith sittin’ next to me
Ack was smilin’ ‘cause it’s funny
I don’t have no credits tonight
Yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

That was a Klingon game of poker
(That was a Klingon game of poker)
I lost it all
(I lost it all)
But someday I’ll be back again
And I’m bringin’ Worf
(bringin’ Worf)

Be de bee de bee bop bop bop bee de be be bee de bop
I say now skeedle dat dat
Well how ‘bout that
I’m goin’ to the holodeck; never comin’ back

And I went to the bar yesterday
‘Cause I wanted to hear what Guinan had to say
And Data walked in right behind me and I didn’t turn around
‘Til I heard the sound, his emotion chip on the ground
I looked over my shoulder, it was Lore with a frown
And I said “Whatcha doin’ in the bar tonight?”

So I said “Data whatcha doin’ tonight?”
He looked at me with a face full of fright
And I said “Saucer separation?”
And he said “Right”
I say “Sauce,” you say “sir,”
I say “separation” you say “confirmed”
I say “Sauce,” you say “sir,”
I say “separation” you say “confirmed-irmed-irmed”
Dah day oh!

And I said “whatcha doin’ son?”
He hit me with a phaser set on stun
I grabbed my bat’leth and I said let’s get out and go
So he opened the door and said “Do what you’re here for,”
I said I’m wanderin’ round the stars for, a for
And I said I’ve been warpin’ for several light years

And my beard is growing tired
My eyes a little wired
I’ll never make Cap unless Jean-Luc retires
And he just said “let’s play some Klingon poker”

So I said “Wesley whatcha doin’ tonight?”
He looked at me with a face full of fright
And I said, “A saucer separation”
And he said “Right,”
I say “sauce,” you say “sir,”
I say “separation” you say “confirmed”
I say “sauce,” you say “sir,”
I say “separation” you say “confirmed-irmed-irmed”
Da da day oh!

I said that was the craziest game of poker that I ever saw
I said that was crazier than those 3-D chess matches I saw
But I’m not gonna plot and I’m not using ploys
Don’t give a crap ‘cause I got Troy
Wesley just got two eyes just like mine
His look kinda funny, mine are fine

And I drank Ferengi Stardrifters ‘fore I came
Came to Ten Forward, saw what’s the same
I saw my man named Jordi sittin’ across the table from me

And to my left was a man, his name was Q
Didn’t really want to trouble the dude
The man to my right wasn’t feeling kinda nice
He looked kinda mad and I felt bad
Because I took his credits last night it’s funny
But now I’m just struggling
I need a Crusher bunny
I don’t know what to say any more
So I’m just gonna beam down, anywho

So I said “O’Brien whatcha doin’ tonight?”
He looked at me with a face full of fright
And I said, “A saucer separation”
And he said “Right,”
I say “sauce,” you say “sir,”
I say “separation” you say “confirmed”
I say “sauce,” you say “sir,”
I say “separation” you say “confirmed”
I say “sauce,” you say “sir,”
I say “separation” you say “confirmed”
I say “sauce,” you say “sir,”
I say “separation” you say “confirmed-irmed-irmed”
Da da day oh!

Wear this shirt: While playing poker. Jesus, did you not get it after that whole thing? Do you even pay attention to these writeups? Should we even bother?

Don’t wear this shirt: To that mixer the Lamda girls are throwing before the Fall Ball. You’re just gonna puke all over it.

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