Procrastinate

by Wootbot

Oh, snap! Was this running today?

1st place in Derby #121: Propaganda for Everyday Life, with 1225 votes!

Wow, we had it all planned out, too. We were gonna make some good jokes, make everybody laugh. We had like twelve hours to work on this thing. So we went for a little walk, got lunch, you know, just chilled.

We were gonna do it at eight, but we got caught watching The Vampire Diaries. Can you believe that Damon learned that surprise information while Elena made her devastating discovery which had an effect on her relationship with Stefan? And then it was The Office, always great, right? But that still left us like three hours or something to get it done. Plenty of time. So we figured we’d squeeze in a little nap, and take care of it after we were all refreshed.

And now we got like thirty seconds before the shirt goes live. Hey, giant dinosaur, if you want to attack Texas, that would really help us out. Plus you’d get a lot of attention. I mean, who attacks Texas? Especially dinosaurs? They wouldn’t even be expecting it. You’d probably even get a movie deal out of it. You’d be rich! So, you know, if you want to do it in the next ten seconds, that’s be great…

…two seconds, dinosaur, c’mon…

Wear this shirt: on the bus to school, as you start your sixteen page report on the many factors which contributed to World War One. There’s like half an hour, you’ve got plenty of time.

Don’t wear this shirt: because you put off washing it until it was too late. That’s lifestyle, yo.

This shirt tells the world: “Pretty sure there are a lot of worms out there, Early Bird, even for the people that show up around noon or so.”

We call this color: Clever Use Of A Black Binder Will Make The Whole Thing Look Like You Worked Hard

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X – S: 12” x 12.53”
WXL - K4: 9” x 9.39”

Pantone Color(s): White – 393C – 122C – 1665C – 408C – 412C

Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.