Random Printed Tee 2-Pack

by wootbot

The Process

You can get exactly what you want!

So, you want to ensure that you get the exact shirts you want while we're selling random two packs? Well, there's a way. Here's what you do:

  1. Write each letter of your first girlfriend or boyfriend's name on pieces of paper, fold them up, and put them in a hat. If you don't have a first girlfriend or boyfriend, go online and get one. It's super easy… I've heard. 
  2. Pull out a letter. If it is a consonant, proceed. If it is a vowel, burn all the pieces of paper, wait an hour, and begin again at step one (this part takes forever to me, since my first girlfriend's name was Eeeeeeeeeeelizabeth.)
  3. Now turn to your computer. Sprinkle flower and onion powder over the keyboard. The flower is a bonding agent; it'll bond you to the internet. The onion powder is to ward off vampires. You should really be putting onion powder on your keyboard every day, just in case, you know?
  4. Close your eyes and say, "Sunday, Sunday, Sunday!" three times. That's nine Sundays overall, but make sure that the cadence of your voice indicates that they're in sets of three.
  5. Open your eyes.
  6. Click the "All Designs" tab.
  7. Find the designs you want.
  8. Order them.

Wait, you wanted to know how to get a specific shirt AS a random, not just WHILE we're selling randoms? OHHHHHHH! Yeah, no can do! But what I can do is offer some other random stuff.