Any Shirt In A Storm
Just having something clean to wear can be a Holiday miracle.
Sometimes, it doesn’t matter whether it’s the one with a polar bear or the OTHER one with a polar bear. Take an event like the Earth itself revolting against humanity, for instance. Do you really want to spend your last moments fumbling around in the dark to get all dressed up for nothing? Of course not! You’re just going to want to throw on something quick so you can hit the road and start surviving as long as you can.
Maybe you’ll build a robot that will save us all. Maybe you’ll find a way to send out some sort of broadcast signal that leads others to safety. Maybe you’ll just eat everyone else’s rations and get kicked out of the survivor’s camp, only to become some kind of rogue warrior. It doesn’t matter. The point is that in a situation like this no one is going to give you trouble for wearing a shirt with canned cranberry sauce on it. It’s not rocket science, you know.
Wear this shirt: as you think of the children, zap digital water fowl, make lemons into lemonade, or contemplate the things that go into your average frankfurter.
This shirt tells the world: “And there were tons of other shirt designs to randomly receive, too! I just happened to get this one.”
We call this color: Anybody’s Guess
Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.