They didn’t cover this with the TED Talks.
Presenting the world’s first quantum t-shirt.
It’s not every day that a company changes the face of their industry, but we’re proud to announce we’ve achieved just that. Introducing the Quantum T-Shirt, made of pure, experimental, unstable cotton molecules. Each shirt will be shipped to you in a lead-sealed Woot box (in which it may or may not actually exist. You won’t know until you open it) and will adapt a completely random design pattern.
And until the government finds out and shuts the whole operation down, we’re even offering Kids’ sizes!
Are there side effects to exposing yourself and others to atomically unstable clothing? We sure didn’t bother finding out! We’ll leave that to you, loyal customers.
Wear this shirt: If its current nuclear structure allows you to.
Don’t wear this shirt: Over exposed skin.
This shirt tells the world: “TBD.”
We call this color: Who KNOWS what we’ll call this color?
Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.