Go Home With Some Random Dud
Process of elimination
We can't guarantee much here. That's the point of the random shirt: a little bit of mystery. We can, however, guarantee that you WILL NOT get:
- A shirt hewn from a larger shirt
- A shirt that is only sleeves
- A shirt with just the word "ass"
- A shirt that only hunts at dawn and dusk.
- A shirt not of woman born
- A shirt that smells like BBQ potato chips
- A shirt that will solve the Mideast crisis
- A shirt with a subverted drinking problem
- A shirt that you might like, but dammit you have to respect
- A shirt that will solve the myriad problems that have built up over your soul like sedimentary rock
Wear this shirt: on random days to keep your friends off guard.
Don't wear this shirt: expecting not to have to explain some pop culture reference.
This shirt tells the world: "I'm known for my leaps of faith."
We call this color: Roy G. Biv