Random Shirt Shirt

by Wootbot

Hey, alright! It’s my rand-

Wait a second…

HONEY! Honey, get in here! Look at this shirt that just came from Woot! Oh, I ordered it that day they changed their format. Let’s see, I had it shipped SmartPost so that must’ve been…what? Five, six months ago?

Well, the big deal is this isn’t the shirt I ordered! I ordered a random shirt! You know, when they don’t show a particular shirt, they just have a fuzzy question mark shirt up on the page. But this shirt is no Woot design I’ve ever seen before! It’s just a stupid fuzzy-

That’s it! I’m sick of these goons in Dallas jerking me around like this! I’m taking this to the forums!

“YOU IDOITS HAVE SCREWED ME OVER 4 THA LAST TIME!!!!!! I AM NEVER WOOTING AGAIN EVER NO MATTER WHAT U SAY OR DO B/C U ARE LYING THIEVES WHO RUIN ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORLD AND I HATE UR STUPID SIGHT SO MUCH. I HOPE EVERYONE U KNOW GETS CANCER B/C THEY DESERVE IT DUE TO YOU OFFENDING ME.”

There! That’ll show ‘em! Get your shoes on, babe! We’re going down to TGIFriday’s so everyone can see my cool new shirt! I can’t wait to see what they have for sale tomorrow!

Wear this shirt: On Jeopardy. You should be covered if you forget to answer in the form of a question.

Don’t wear this shirt: To your job as an optometrist. Those people trust you!

This shirt tells the world: “Sure, I’ll send you something. All I need is your credit card number.”

We call this color: Why?te

 

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X – S: 8.15” x 14.37”
WXL - K4: 6.11” x 10.78”

Pantone Color(s): – 1215C

Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.